forgotten how to be

peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:40:42 -0500

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

mammalingo: To me “It’s five o’clock somewhere” just means that those parents need to wait a long...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:39:48 -0500

mammalingo:

To me “It’s five o’clock somewhere” just means that those parents need to wait a long time until their kids go to bed.

trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpandas: gainingconfidence...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:16:26 -0500

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

thisismyoneroomdisco: adventurerscelebrationgathering: Tell...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:44:06 -0500

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em.

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.

Bless this post.

pulledbythepullonmythroat: So this just happened on my Facebook...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:04:23 -0500

pulledbythepullonmythroat:

So this just happened on my Facebook and I almost choked from laughing so much.

fattytofitty: classyfitfighter: die-likeaherogoinghome: elkane...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:25:46 -0500

fattytofitty:

classyfitfighter:

die-likeaherogoinghome:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

MIND IS BLOWN

Holy shit

m-azing: girljanitor: defira85: ouyangdan: sanityscraps: imnotamisandristbut: I’m not a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:11:28 -0500

m-azing:

girljanitor:

defira85:

ouyangdan:

sanityscraps:

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist but if a man plays video games then he should just expect to get messages asking him to show pics of his dick. Everyone knows video games are for women.

Perfection.

Show us your junk or fucking get back outside and finish mowing the lawn, who even let you in the house

THE GRILL’S NOT GONNA LIGHT ITSELF

passerkirbius: I heartily endorse this comic. (via Maximumble -...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:10:39 -0500

passerkirbius:

I heartily endorse this comic.

(via Maximumble - #480 – Dolled)

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Thu, 23 May 2013 14:47:00 -0500

tanikayforever: I want them all

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:12:47 -0500

tanikayforever:

I want them all

did-you-kno: Source

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:24:57 -0500

did-you-kno:

Source

"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:01:17 -0500

“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

-
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

(via tealeafprincess)

“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

That’s it. That’s it right there.

(via oddpicturesoddpeople)

Future Girl and the Elbow Punch: The Mother Warns the Tornado

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:00:41 -0500

Future Girl and the Elbow Punch: The Mother Warns the Tornado:

nprfreshair:

I know I’ve already had more than I deserve.
These lungs that rise and fall without effort,
the husband who sets free house lizards,
this red-doored ranch, my mother on the phone,
the fact that I can eat anything—gouda, popcorn,
massaman curry—without worry. Sometimes
I…

scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:04:13 -0500

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

Florida teen Kaitlyn Hunt, 18, is seeing her young life turned upside down and her future jeopardized simply because she fell in love. Unfortunately for her, she fell in love with a younger girl who has vindictive bigots for parents.

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:03:57 -0500

Florida teen Kaitlyn Hunt, 18, is seeing her young life turned upside down and her future jeopardized simply because she fell in love. Unfortunately for her, she fell in love with a younger girl who has vindictive bigots for parents.:

justplainsomething:

wilwheaton:

She was kicked off the basketball team because of the potential for “drama” her presence created. She’s been vilified by fellow students, called “criminal,” “rapist” and “child abuser.” She was expelled from school. And far worse. She’s facing a lifetime label of “sex-offender,” because the other girl’s parents brought criminal charges against her despite the fact that the relationship was consensual. What’s more, according to Hunt’s parents, Hunt was 17 when the relationship began, but the other girl’s parents waited until after she turned 18 to go to police.

Unbelievably, prosecutors have decided to press the criminal charge.

Emphasis mine.

So the prosecutor’s office in Sebastian River, Florida thinks this is a worthwhile use of taxpayer money and the court’s time.

Fuck everything about this.

so when two teenaged male athletes are convicted of rape, we’re supposed to feel sorry for them. When a girl enters into a consentual relationship and is then punished for turning 18 (and being gay), then that’s okay.

pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a compliment.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:26:16 -0500

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:25:42 -0500

countingcrowds: Yes plz. Bbbbut….he’s Henry...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:21:02 -0500

countingcrowds:

Yes plz.

Bbbbut….he’s Henry VIII…. I’m having issues… Because now he’s Dracula and his best friend is Superman….

[insert literary reference]: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:14:26 -0500

[insert literary reference]: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?:

literaryreference:

You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend.

But…

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Tue, 21 May 2013 13:56:01 -0500